Rules to participate in the White Elephant Gift Exchange
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- If you want to participate you must bring a gift.
- Minimum spend is $100, maximum is $200.
- Aleks is the White Elephant Master of Ceremonies this year.
- No food gifts because everyone is on Ozempic.
- You don't have to participate! We promise not to shun you if you choose to sit it out.
- No shaking the boxes. You know we love to buy fragile shit.
- RSVP! Do it here.
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White Elephant Rules
We live in a fascist nation now so there are rules that must be followed.