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Rules to participate in the White Elephant Gift Exchange

  1. If you want to participate you must bring a gift. 
  2. Minimum spend is $100, maximum is $200. 
  3. Aleks is the White Elephant Master of Ceremonies this year. 
  4. No food gifts because everyone is on Ozempic.
  5. You don't have to participate! We promise not to shun you if you choose to sit it out. 
  6. No shaking the boxes. You know we love to buy fragile shit. 
  7. RSVP! Do it here.

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