Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ
Q: Is that a picture of Santa Claus gifting Jesus a gun for his birthday?
A: Yes.
Q: Was this website necessary?
A: Absolutely not!
Q: How much time did you spend on this piece of shit?
A: Too long, okay?
Q: But why is it called "Sarah's Milkers"?
A: Aleks got high and bought the domain as a joke and now we finally have a use for it, okay?
Q: Do I have to participate in the White Elephant gift exchange?
A: It's a free country! Do what you want!
Q: Will there be games?
A: We went nuts and bought a LOT of party favor/gifts. So yeah, there will be games with PRIZES.
Q: What's the dress code / vibe?
A: Sarah will be overdressed. Wear whatever you want, no one cares.
Q: Will you feed us?
A: Yes!
Q: What will you feed us?
A: So many dips. Appetizers. Alcohol. TBD! Sarah has never gone grocery shopping sober, so we'll see what happens.
Q: Can I bring anything?
A: Sure, do whatever you want, I'm not your keeper.
Q: Is Ned invited?
A: Unfortunately, yes.