Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is Jesus fingering those mashed potatoes?

A: Yes, Christ works in mysterious ways.

Q: Was this website necessary?

A: Absolutely not! 

Q: How much time did you spend on this piece of shit?

A: Too long, okay?

Q: But why is it called "Sarah's Milkers"? 

A: Aleks got high and bought the domain as a joke and now we finally have a use for it, okay?

Q: What's the dress code / vibe?

A: Sunday best. Come prepared to let the Holy Spirit into your heart.

Q: Will you feed us?
A: Yes!

Q: What will you feed us?
A:  HAM. Also assorted sides.

Q: Can I bring anything?
A: Sure, do whatever you want, I'm not your keeper. 

Q: Is Ned invited?

A: Unfortunately, yes.