Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Did you use AI while making this site?

A: Yes and I'm really sorry about it, I promise to only do it twice a year.

Q: Was this website necessary?

A: Absolutely not! 

Q: How much time did you spend on this piece of shit?

A: Too long, okay?

Q: But why is it called "Sarah's Milkers"? 

A: Aleks got high and bought the domain as a joke and now we finally have a use for it, okay?

Q: What's the dress code / vibe?

A: I know fascism is all the rage now but I'm not going to tell you what to wear.

Q: Will you feed us?
A: Yes!

Q: What will you feed us?
A:  Alcohol. Cheeses. Do you like carbs? There will be carbs. More cheese. Soft, hard, creamy, stinky, all varieties. I'm gonna buy a bunch of those chocolate croissants that I'm obsessed with. We'll get some dips in there, and you know you gotta have dippers, too. Pretzel dippers, veggie dippers, all kinds. Maybe Liz will bring some meat shingles again. 

Q: Can I bring anything?
A: Thou mayest. Follow your heart! Also, you know, bring a gift if you want to participate. 

Q: Is Ned invited?

A: Unfortunately, yes.